Episode 71 - It’s Beyoncé’s Fault

Regular host Dags takes a well-timed holiday to spare himself the constant pain of following Spurs, leaving Elio, Socs and Dave with the unenviable task of breaking down our latest two attempts to salvage our season - giving their expert analysis on our ties with Palace and Villa before previewing our penultimate game of the season - the warm up act to the crucial finale at Elland Road, AKA the only game left of this season with any significance. As expected, much chaos ensues without the firm hand of the usual host at the helm, reminding listeners why you shouldn't mess with the system. Elio once again showcases his unique talent for spontaneous, wild analogies while Socrates shows that it's not just obsessive football expertise that runs in the family but also the ability to test the boundaries of what can legally be said on a recording. Dave (presumably) shakes his head throughout while looking down at a quickly-emptying glass/bottle of wine and Dags retains the arrogance to think he can write the preview of an episode he wasn't even a part of. Listen if you dare?